1 00:00:03,481 --> 00:00:04,961 - Kids, settle down. I have an announcement to make. 2 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:07,703 [chatter] 3 00:00:07,746 --> 00:00:10,445 Shut up! Shut up! 4 00:00:10,488 --> 00:00:14,275 I have a very... sad announcement to make. 5 00:00:14,318 --> 00:00:16,364 The school drama club's 6 00:00:16,407 --> 00:00:17,887 annual theatre performance is upon us 7 00:00:17,930 --> 00:00:19,149 and the school board has requested 8 00:00:19,193 --> 00:00:21,151 an upbeat musical. 9 00:00:21,195 --> 00:00:23,806 - No! 10 00:00:23,849 --> 00:00:25,112 - My sentiments exactly. 11 00:00:25,155 --> 00:00:27,505 I have been ordered to direct, 12 00:00:27,549 --> 00:00:30,204 so I have begrudgingly accepted. Auditions will be posted 13 00:00:30,247 --> 00:00:32,249 on the bulletin board. That is all! 14 00:00:32,293 --> 00:00:33,555 - Auditions, huh? 15 00:00:33,598 --> 00:00:36,601 Competitiveness, narcissism, 16 00:00:36,645 --> 00:00:39,517 the fear of humiliation and rejection. 17 00:00:39,561 --> 00:00:42,172 Perfect breeding ground for the book. 18 00:00:42,216 --> 00:00:44,957 I better crash the auditions, just in case the book shows up. 19 00:00:45,001 --> 00:00:48,004 - That's exactly what I was thinking! 20 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:49,919 Boy are we in sync today or what? 21 00:00:49,962 --> 00:00:51,138 [snoring] 22 00:00:51,181 --> 00:00:53,401 - Curtis! - Corn chips! 23 00:00:55,403 --> 00:00:56,404 Sorry. 24 00:00:58,188 --> 00:00:59,146 - Mr. Murphy... - Yeah? 25 00:00:59,189 --> 00:01:01,278 - As the star of the drama club, 26 00:01:01,322 --> 00:01:04,847 I feel it is my duty to dissuade you from doing a musical. 27 00:01:04,890 --> 00:01:06,196 They're so proletarian. 28 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:08,851 - I totally agree. Art is for the simple-minded. 29 00:01:08,894 --> 00:01:10,766 But the school board has spoken, Charlotte. 30 00:01:10,809 --> 00:01:13,508 And unfortunately, we must all comply. 31 00:01:13,551 --> 00:01:15,727 Are you coming up here? 32 00:01:15,771 --> 00:01:17,294 - How about... a Greek tragedy, 33 00:01:17,338 --> 00:01:19,470 or an existential drama? The kind of theatre 34 00:01:19,514 --> 00:01:21,994 that will allow students to questions their environment, 35 00:01:22,038 --> 00:01:24,345 and penetrate the deep layers of their conflicted souls. 36 00:01:24,388 --> 00:01:26,956 - The only thing theses students are interested in penetrating 37 00:01:26,999 --> 00:01:28,479 is each other. 38 00:01:28,523 --> 00:01:31,265 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go back to my office 39 00:01:31,308 --> 00:01:33,571 and rage, ineffectually. 40 00:01:33,615 --> 00:01:36,618 [off-key singing] 41 00:01:40,404 --> 00:01:43,320 [hitting another key] [off-key signing] 42 00:01:50,022 --> 00:01:51,850 [sparking] 43 00:01:53,939 --> 00:01:56,028 [sparking] 44 00:02:16,179 --> 00:02:18,094 [female opera voice singing] 45 00:02:22,098 --> 00:02:24,927 [heavy metal] 46 00:02:29,410 --> 00:02:32,152 ♪ Here I stand 47 00:02:32,195 --> 00:02:34,806 ♪ Silently weeping 48 00:02:36,330 --> 00:02:38,723 ♪ Forever alone 49 00:02:38,767 --> 00:02:42,336 ♪ In the suicide rain ♪ 50 00:02:45,295 --> 00:02:48,211 That was won... derful. 51 00:02:48,255 --> 00:02:50,953 [giggling] 52 00:02:50,996 --> 00:02:52,433 - I didn't know you could sing. 53 00:02:52,476 --> 00:02:54,957 - There's a lot you don't know about me, Jenny. 54 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:58,090 - Okay, who is next? - I am, Mr. Murphy. 55 00:02:58,134 --> 00:03:01,442 And I will be singing The Battle of Babylon, 56 00:03:01,485 --> 00:03:03,270 by Vagina Conqueror. - Oh, yes, 57 00:03:03,313 --> 00:03:05,141 a classic. 58 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:07,317 [heavy metal music] 59 00:03:12,975 --> 00:03:15,630 ♪ Hell hath no fury like a prisoner unchained ♪ 60 00:03:15,673 --> 00:03:18,285 ♪ The battle of Babylon shouts out my name ♪ 61 00:03:18,328 --> 00:03:19,851 ♪ To fight 62 00:03:20,722 --> 00:03:22,854 ♪ In the battle of Babylon 63 00:03:22,898 --> 00:03:25,379 ♪ The battle of Babylon ♪ 64 00:03:25,422 --> 00:03:27,685 [music stopping] 65 00:03:27,729 --> 00:03:30,384 - So this is what passes for talent these days. 66 00:03:30,427 --> 00:03:32,429 Okay, I think I've seen enough. 67 00:03:32,473 --> 00:03:34,866 You get the male lead, Todd. - What?! 68 00:03:34,910 --> 00:03:37,129 - Awesome! 69 00:03:37,173 --> 00:03:39,131 So, what musical are we doing? 70 00:03:39,175 --> 00:03:40,481 - No idea. 71 00:03:40,524 --> 00:03:42,134 The female lead will be played 72 00:03:42,178 --> 00:03:44,311 by Je... [Italian opera singing] 73 00:03:54,756 --> 00:03:56,497 [singing] 74 00:04:07,203 --> 00:04:09,379 I'm not convinced. - Hmm! 75 00:04:09,423 --> 00:04:11,642 [high-pitched singing] 76 00:04:13,731 --> 00:04:16,168 - Okay, I'm convinced. You got the lead. 77 00:04:16,212 --> 00:04:18,432 - What the hell, man! You were about to pick me! 78 00:04:18,475 --> 00:04:20,042 - You can stop singing now, Charlotte. 79 00:04:20,085 --> 00:04:23,524 [high-pitched singing] Stop... singing... 80 00:04:23,567 --> 00:04:24,742 [shaking] 81 00:04:24,786 --> 00:04:27,745 ♪ The music's inside me ♪ 82 00:04:34,448 --> 00:04:36,319 Holy Jupiter shit! 83 00:04:36,363 --> 00:04:38,321 What happened to your tongue?! 84 00:04:40,367 --> 00:04:43,413 [muffled screaming] 85 00:04:49,550 --> 00:04:51,334 - Where did you learn how to do that? 86 00:04:51,378 --> 00:04:54,163 - My parents locked me out of the house... a lot. 87 00:04:56,513 --> 00:04:58,254 - I don't think we should do this, Curtis. 88 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:01,301 - Just think of it as investigating. 89 00:05:01,344 --> 00:05:03,564 I know Mr. Murphy may have weaseled his way onto the team, 90 00:05:03,607 --> 00:05:05,392 but I have seen his true face, Hannah, 91 00:05:05,435 --> 00:05:07,437 and it's the face of a Satanist worshipper. 92 00:05:07,481 --> 00:05:08,786 - He worships Satanists? 93 00:05:08,830 --> 00:05:11,354 - Look, when I saw him at the retirement home, 94 00:05:11,398 --> 00:05:13,487 he was talking to an old man 95 00:05:13,530 --> 00:05:15,837 in a hooded robe. 96 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:18,492 A hooded robe! Don't you watch horror movies? 97 00:05:24,106 --> 00:05:27,849 Okay, prepare to have your mind totally blown. 98 00:05:31,505 --> 00:05:33,985 Check... - Wow! 99 00:05:34,029 --> 00:05:36,423 Look at all those sweater vests. 100 00:05:36,466 --> 00:05:38,990 I wonder which one is his Satanist sweater vest. 101 00:05:39,034 --> 00:05:40,035 [door knob turning] 102 00:05:40,078 --> 00:05:41,471 Oh! 103 00:05:47,956 --> 00:05:50,437 - I have an idea. Kiss me. 104 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:52,569 - Gross! 105 00:05:55,093 --> 00:05:58,140 - Oh. Hi, kids. 106 00:06:00,142 --> 00:06:02,057 Please continue. 107 00:06:05,669 --> 00:06:07,541 - We really dodged a bullet there. 108 00:06:11,066 --> 00:06:14,025 [nervously whimpering] Where are you... 109 00:06:14,069 --> 00:06:16,376 Was it something I said? 110 00:06:17,681 --> 00:06:21,163 - So, Atticus, our sources tell us that finding the book 111 00:06:21,206 --> 00:06:23,600 is no longer your number one priority. 112 00:06:23,644 --> 00:06:25,472 - Oh, you heard about the musical. 113 00:06:25,515 --> 00:06:27,909 You people seem to forget that I'm actually 114 00:06:27,952 --> 00:06:30,825 an employee at this place. - The drama club must be 115 00:06:30,868 --> 00:06:32,522 the least of the school's priorities, 116 00:06:32,566 --> 00:06:35,482 especially if they've put a no-talent fool in charge. 117 00:06:35,525 --> 00:06:38,398 [laughter] - Well... 118 00:06:38,441 --> 00:06:41,444 I guess that's all the reason I need to prove you wrong. 119 00:06:41,488 --> 00:06:43,185 Father... 120 00:06:43,228 --> 00:06:44,534 I'm gonna direct 121 00:06:44,578 --> 00:06:46,884 the greatest musical Crowley High has ever seen. 122 00:06:46,928 --> 00:06:49,974 And then we'll see who the no-talent fool is. 123 00:06:50,018 --> 00:06:51,323 - It'll still be you. 124 00:06:51,367 --> 00:06:53,108 - I said we'll see! 125 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:58,896 I'll leave your tickets at will call. 126 00:06:58,940 --> 00:07:00,898 [school bell ringing] 127 00:07:03,118 --> 00:07:06,295 Last night, I browsed the entire cannon 128 00:07:06,338 --> 00:07:08,602 of 20th century musical theatre 129 00:07:08,645 --> 00:07:11,605 and they all sucked! 130 00:07:11,648 --> 00:07:13,694 So I present to you 131 00:07:13,737 --> 00:07:17,567 the greatest musical ever written. 132 00:07:17,611 --> 00:07:19,439 And I wrote it. 133 00:07:21,615 --> 00:07:24,008 - The Bowels of Hell? 134 00:07:24,052 --> 00:07:27,098 It's two pages and one's a title page. 135 00:07:27,142 --> 00:07:29,013 - And there are no songs. 136 00:07:29,057 --> 00:07:30,972 - We'll flush it out in rehearsal. The Bowels of Hell 137 00:07:31,015 --> 00:07:32,713 is the story of a young boy 138 00:07:32,756 --> 00:07:34,497 who must give up the girl of his dreams 139 00:07:34,541 --> 00:07:36,020 because of his father's strict religion. 140 00:07:36,064 --> 00:07:38,545 - Ah! It should be a heavy metal musical! 141 00:07:38,588 --> 00:07:40,460 - What is the appeal 142 00:07:40,503 --> 00:07:42,549 of this metal music? 143 00:07:42,592 --> 00:07:45,595 - The appeal is mostly that parents hate it. 144 00:07:49,077 --> 00:07:51,122 - A metal musical it is, then. 145 00:07:51,166 --> 00:07:54,474 Okay, due to Charlotte's tragic accident, 146 00:07:54,517 --> 00:07:58,042 and mysterious disappearance, dum, dum, dum... 147 00:07:58,086 --> 00:08:00,610 the female lead will be played by my favourite girl... 148 00:08:00,654 --> 00:08:03,700 Jenny. Take a bow, Jenny. 149 00:08:07,617 --> 00:08:09,576 - Thank you! 150 00:08:10,838 --> 00:08:13,580 - Holy... Jupiter shit. 151 00:08:15,277 --> 00:08:18,280 Now I don't have to tell her I was cutting her part. 152 00:08:18,323 --> 00:08:20,021 - Fuck! 153 00:08:31,032 --> 00:08:32,424 [exhaling] 154 00:08:32,468 --> 00:08:34,949 [screaming] - Hey! 155 00:08:34,992 --> 00:08:36,559 Hey! 156 00:08:36,603 --> 00:08:40,041 You dropped your... your tongue. 157 00:08:43,827 --> 00:08:45,612 Hey... don't be afraid. 158 00:08:45,655 --> 00:08:49,180 I'm not gonna hurt you. 159 00:08:49,224 --> 00:08:51,618 [sobbing] Are you having a bad day? 160 00:08:51,661 --> 00:08:53,271 You wanna talk about it? 161 00:08:56,361 --> 00:08:59,016 Don't cry, it's okay. 162 00:08:59,060 --> 00:09:01,758 Look. See, I'm a freak too, just like you. 163 00:09:03,804 --> 00:09:05,675 [Curtis singing] ♪ I'm freaking out 164 00:09:05,719 --> 00:09:08,722 ♪ It's no big deal ♪ [Charlotte laughing] 165 00:09:10,245 --> 00:09:11,638 What are you laughing at? [screaming] 166 00:09:18,253 --> 00:09:20,734 [soft music] 167 00:09:27,654 --> 00:09:29,786 ♪ Freak love 168 00:09:29,830 --> 00:09:32,963 ♪ I've got myself some freak love ♪ 169 00:09:33,007 --> 00:09:35,096 ♪ And boy does it feel good 170 00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:38,578 ♪ I've got permanent wood 171 00:09:41,668 --> 00:09:45,976 ♪ Freak love for two freaks in love ♪ 172 00:09:46,020 --> 00:09:49,414 [upbeat music] 173 00:09:49,458 --> 00:09:52,330 ♪ I have a plastic arm 174 00:09:52,374 --> 00:09:54,332 ♪ She's got a severed tongue 175 00:09:56,465 --> 00:09:58,989 ♪ The world can mock our love 176 00:09:59,033 --> 00:10:02,645 ♪ But it don't bother us none 177 00:10:08,042 --> 00:10:11,001 ♪ My days of masturbation are a thing of the past ♪ 178 00:10:11,045 --> 00:10:16,441 ♪ I only pray she'll let me fondle her ample fun bags ♪ 179 00:10:16,485 --> 00:10:21,446 ♪ Why can't I stop thinking of that kiss ♪ 180 00:10:21,490 --> 00:10:24,275 ♪ It's driving me mad 181 00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:28,802 ♪ Why do I dream of him 182 00:10:28,845 --> 00:10:31,848 ♪ Fondling fondling 183 00:10:31,892 --> 00:10:35,025 ♪ My ample fun bags 184 00:10:35,069 --> 00:10:38,855 ♪ Ample fun bags 185 00:10:38,899 --> 00:10:42,032 ♪ Ample fun bags 186 00:10:42,076 --> 00:10:45,427 ♪ Ample fun bags 187 00:10:45,470 --> 00:10:47,516 [music continues] 188 00:10:50,954 --> 00:10:53,435 ♪ It's so easy to love her 189 00:10:53,478 --> 00:10:56,743 ♪ I don't even have to try 190 00:10:56,786 --> 00:11:00,877 ♪ She's so warm and she's so sweet ♪ 191 00:11:00,921 --> 00:11:03,010 ♪ She wouldn't hurt a fly 192 00:11:05,273 --> 00:11:07,754 ♪ She's my muse she's my mate ♪ 193 00:11:07,797 --> 00:11:10,713 ♪ She's my very best friend 194 00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:12,976 Sorry, Todd, but it's true. 195 00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:15,805 ♪ I'm gonna love my freak love 196 00:11:17,459 --> 00:11:20,984 ♪ I'm gonna love my freak love 197 00:11:21,028 --> 00:11:23,987 ♪ Till the very 198 00:11:24,031 --> 00:11:28,470 ♪ Till the very freaky end ♪ 199 00:11:34,258 --> 00:11:37,740 - Art is pain. 200 00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:40,047 I know there's been some grumbling 201 00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:42,832 about this production's rather alarming mortality rate, 202 00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:46,749 but remember: there can be no art without the risk 203 00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:48,925 of mutilation or death. 204 00:11:48,969 --> 00:11:51,841 - Screw this. I'm not gonna be art's next target. 205 00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:53,756 - Where are you going, Jenny? 206 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:56,585 Time for you and Todd to rehearse your love scene. 207 00:11:56,628 --> 00:11:58,805 [groaning] 208 00:11:58,848 --> 00:12:00,807 - Jenny, clearly, the book is at work here. 209 00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:03,070 All these deaths, they can't be a coincidence. 210 00:12:03,113 --> 00:12:04,724 We've gotta stay. 211 00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:07,074 [sighing] - I hate it when you're right. 212 00:12:07,117 --> 00:12:08,815 - Let's rehearse. 213 00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:13,036 - These lips are off-limits till opening night. 214 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:14,951 And no tongue! 215 00:12:14,995 --> 00:12:16,953 [Charlotte mumbling] 216 00:12:19,303 --> 00:12:21,697 - Curtis, we need to talk about your friend Charlotte. 217 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:24,134 - Do you mean my... 218 00:12:24,178 --> 00:12:25,875 girlfriend? 219 00:12:25,919 --> 00:12:28,138 - Right. Your girlfriend. 220 00:12:28,182 --> 00:12:29,923 - Here's the best part. 221 00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:33,665 I'm her boyfriend. Everything's coming up Curtis! 222 00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:35,058 - Okay, don't get too excited. 223 00:12:35,102 --> 00:12:37,669 I did some investigating and before the auditions, 224 00:12:37,713 --> 00:12:39,541 she couldn't sing a single note. 225 00:12:39,584 --> 00:12:42,065 Then, all of a sudden, she has the voice of an angel, 226 00:12:42,109 --> 00:12:43,240 then she loses her tongue, 227 00:12:43,284 --> 00:12:45,112 then the mysterious deaths begin. 228 00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:48,811 - I'm not sure where you're going with this one, Hannah. 229 00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:50,291 - Charlotte has the book! 230 00:12:50,334 --> 00:12:53,555 - Oh! I see what's going on, here. 231 00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:57,472 - You do? - Yeah. 232 00:12:57,515 --> 00:12:59,953 I finally meet someone who likes me for who I am 233 00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:01,955 and your first reaction is to assume she's evil? 234 00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:03,478 I expected this from Todd and Jenny, 235 00:13:03,521 --> 00:13:05,741 but not from you, Hannah. I thought you'd be happy for me! 236 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,874 - How could I happy for you? 237 00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:10,790 You're dating the phantom of Crowley High! 238 00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:12,748 - Charlotte's not a phantom, she's my soul mate. 239 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,750 And if society can't accept our love, 240 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,143 then I reject society! 241 00:13:23,411 --> 00:13:26,240 - Oh, Mary Jane, when I'm with you, 242 00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:28,068 I feel so many... 243 00:13:28,111 --> 00:13:32,072 wonderful things! - As do I, Jeremy! 244 00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:34,248 I've never felt this way about a boy before! 245 00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:36,380 - Then kiss me, Mary Jane! [Jenny whispering]: No! 246 00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:38,121 [grunting] 247 00:13:38,165 --> 00:13:40,036 [heavy metal music] 248 00:13:41,081 --> 00:13:43,866 ♪ What is this girl doing in your room ♪ 249 00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:47,696 ♪ Didn't I say she's not the one for you ♪ 250 00:13:47,739 --> 00:13:49,306 ♪ She's not a member 251 00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:51,352 ♪ Of our religion 252 00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:56,096 ♪ She is a whore and perhaps a heathen ♪ 253 00:13:56,139 --> 00:13:59,142 ♪ I can't let you do it I won't let you do it no no no ♪ 254 00:13:59,186 --> 00:14:02,363 ♪ Father why do you cause me so much pain ♪ 255 00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:05,496 ♪ Let me go steady with my Mary Jane ♪ 256 00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:09,587 ♪ For I love he and he loves me ♪ 257 00:14:09,631 --> 00:14:11,415 ♪ All love should be 258 00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:12,895 ♪ Religion-free 259 00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:16,203 ♪ We can't let you do it we won't let you do it ♪ 260 00:14:16,246 --> 00:14:18,901 ♪ No no no - I gotta pee. 261 00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:21,948 ♪ Take her away 262 00:14:21,991 --> 00:14:23,297 ♪ Sentence her to death 263 00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:25,125 Sorry, sorry... ♪ No son of mine 264 00:14:25,168 --> 00:14:26,822 ♪ Your daddy knows best 265 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,172 [whipping] 266 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,351 Hey, Jimmy. Why the long face? 267 00:14:34,395 --> 00:14:36,745 - Dude, someone stole my dynamite collection. 268 00:14:36,788 --> 00:14:38,268 - Oh, that sucks, man. 269 00:14:38,312 --> 00:14:40,967 'Cause I know you had, like, some really rare dynamite. 270 00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:43,317 - What could anyone possibly want with that much dynamite? 271 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:44,622 [mumbling] 272 00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:46,320 Unless they plan on blowing up something big, 273 00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:48,017 like the school. 274 00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:51,238 Nah, no one's that insane. 275 00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:55,198 [heavy metal music] ♪ Yeah 276 00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:03,293 ♪ I stand before you 277 00:15:03,337 --> 00:15:07,123 ♪ A proud and happy dad 278 00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:10,518 ♪ For today my boy becomes 279 00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:12,912 ♪ A man 280 00:15:14,783 --> 00:15:16,437 ♪ I'm so depressed 281 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:19,179 ♪ I think I'm gonna puke 282 00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:22,138 ♪ If I'm the bride 283 00:15:22,182 --> 00:15:24,967 ♪ Then who's the groom 284 00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:27,752 [howling] 285 00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:29,015 - Holy Jupiter shit! 286 00:15:29,058 --> 00:15:31,974 - Let the ancient ceremony begin! 287 00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:35,804 ♪ Someone save me 288 00:15:35,847 --> 00:15:38,763 ♪ Before this gets any worse 289 00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:41,027 ♪ I am angel warrior 290 00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:44,160 ♪ Satan's foe 291 00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:45,466 ♪ Slashing my way 292 00:15:45,509 --> 00:15:49,122 ♪ Through hell's inferno 293 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,909 [heavy metal music] 294 00:16:02,265 --> 00:16:04,789 - Charlotte, no! 295 00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:12,972 - But you're my disabled, deranged freak. 296 00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:28,248 - I have no idea what you just said, 297 00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:29,989 but it's curtains for you, bitch. 298 00:16:32,165 --> 00:16:33,514 Sorry, can you repeat that? 299 00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:36,865 Your foetus popped? 300 00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:43,828 My jamming device will obstruct your frequency. 301 00:16:47,745 --> 00:16:50,792 Well, you got me on that one. 302 00:16:53,229 --> 00:16:54,100 No, don't! 303 00:16:54,143 --> 00:16:56,058 [heavy metal music] 304 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,714 - Cat fight on the catwalk. 305 00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:03,718 - You don't deserve Curtis! - No! 306 00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:11,030 - No! - Ha! 307 00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:17,601 - Charlotte, no! 308 00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:23,042 I meant to use this hand. 309 00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:26,219 - Curtis! 310 00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:29,918 ♪ Didn't get to kiss his Mary 311 00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:34,140 ♪ Didn't get to pop his cherry 312 00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:37,143 - What poison did you use? 313 00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:39,101 [Charlotte mumbling] Acokanthera? 314 00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:40,624 [Charlotte mumbling] 315 00:17:40,668 --> 00:17:43,279 ♪ His horny needs 316 00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:47,283 ♪ I need to make his fountain jet ♪ 317 00:17:47,327 --> 00:17:51,331 ♪ My lady parts are moist and wet ♪ 318 00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:53,115 Strophanthus? 319 00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:54,421 [Charlotte mumbling] 320 00:17:54,464 --> 00:17:56,423 Antiaris Toxicaria? 321 00:17:56,466 --> 00:18:00,296 ♪ Jeremy 322 00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:04,866 [Hannah enumerating different poisons] 323 00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:06,955 - Betacyanide? German herpes? 324 00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:08,609 [Charlotte mumbling] 325 00:18:08,652 --> 00:18:10,219 Calebas curare! 326 00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:13,092 If I ever see you again, 327 00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:14,745 I will kill you myself. 328 00:18:21,187 --> 00:18:22,753 [gasping] 329 00:18:22,797 --> 00:18:25,930 [screaming] [music stopping] 330 00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:31,110 [frustrated scream] 331 00:18:33,764 --> 00:18:35,026 - Why Jeremy... - Ugh! 332 00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:38,160 - I see that my friend, the angel of mercy, 333 00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:41,381 has fallen from heaven and revived you herself! 334 00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:43,992 - Damn it! 335 00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:52,827 ♪ Our love is awesome 336 00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:55,395 ♪ The way love should be 337 00:18:55,438 --> 00:18:57,484 ♪ Free from pain 338 00:18:57,527 --> 00:19:01,618 ♪ And bestiality ♪ [howling] 339 00:19:07,450 --> 00:19:09,626 [coughing] 340 00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:12,194 [shy applause] 341 00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:13,935 - Awesome, dudes! 342 00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:19,332 - Thank you. 343 00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:24,902 - Hang in there, Curtis. [Atticus]: Thank you. 344 00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:29,124 Thank you all. 345 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,908 Thanks. 346 00:19:43,921 --> 00:19:45,749 - Charlotte...? 347 00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:49,753 - No, it's Hannah, Curtis. 348 00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:51,494 Charlotte's gone. 349 00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:55,194 - She's gone? 350 00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:13,516 - Hey, Curtis. - Hey, Hannah. 351 00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:17,651 Thanks for saving my life. - Anytime. 352 00:20:17,694 --> 00:20:20,610 Sorry the love of your life turned out to be 353 00:20:20,654 --> 00:20:24,658 a complete psycho. - Yeah... these things happen. 354 00:20:26,529 --> 00:20:29,271 - Curtis, I don't know much about relationships, 355 00:20:29,315 --> 00:20:33,275 but I know that the right girl is out there somewhere. 356 00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:34,537 And when you find her, 357 00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:36,757 she'll be the luckiest girl in the world. 358 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:39,499 - Thanks, Hannah. 359 00:20:46,201 --> 00:20:48,203 [sighing] 360 00:21:29,244 --> 00:21:32,247 - Ah... 361 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:36,947 ♪ Our love has a special kind of mark ♪ 362 00:21:36,991 --> 00:21:38,862 ♪ Something that comes 363 00:21:38,906 --> 00:21:42,649 ♪ From above and beyond 364 00:21:42,692 --> 00:21:44,564 ♪ Our love is awesome 365 00:21:44,607 --> 00:21:47,436 ♪ The way love should be 366 00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:49,569 ♪ Free from pain 367 00:21:49,612 --> 00:21:52,354 ♪ And bestiality 368 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:58,142 ♪ Bestiality ♪ 369 00:22:00,971 --> 00:22:02,321 [Atticus]: And thank you!